RSS

littlefishes:

itsalwayssunny:

Dee: Thanks for driving.
Hitchhiker: I really appreciate the ride.
Dee: Yeah. So you’re headed to Holllllywooooood, huh?
Hitchhiker: Yeah…
Dee: Oh my God. Oh my God, you’re runnin’ away from home, aren’t you?
Hitchhiker: Uh… yeah… maybe.
Dee: Awwwwww, noooo, noooo, sweet baby, they are gonna eat you alive in Hollywood. Oh you’re definitely gonna end up doing gay porn with this tiny little body of yours. Ohhh maaaaaan kiiiiidddddd.

I cackled… EVERY WHERE.

DEE IS SUCH A WHORE