“sexy crack whore” is the new “upstanding citizen”
come on people. get hip
Dude. Look at her HAIRLINE. It’s receded sooooo much! DAMN YOU CRACK YOU RUINED HERRRR!!! (Not to mention that Sam thing she dated)
Most people think I’m lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
- Bethany Byrd